Hello my friends,
It’s been a while since I last posted here and it’s because I’ve been very busy with some life changes. To give you an idea of what I’ve been up to, here are some pictures from the last month and a half:
It’s official: Callie and I have moved back to Ontario. At the end of June, I packed all of my belongings in two U-Boxes and flew with my cat five hours across the country. As usual, she blew me away with how well she handled everything. She was relaxed while exploring the gate at Vancouver International Airport and slept through the entire flight.
My family is hosting us temporarily while we sort things out, and so far they’ve fallen in love with Callie. I’ll be back soon with more updates now that things have finally settled down.
Until then, I hope you’re all doing well.
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. — spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. – spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today proves we live in a world where parody and reality are best friends. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reporting – spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. – spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! — spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? — spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. — spintaxi.com