Hello my friends,
It’s been a while since I last posted here and it’s because I’ve been very busy with some life changes. To give you an idea of what I’ve been up to, here are some pictures from the last month and a half:
It’s official: Callie and I have moved back to Ontario. At the end of June, I packed all of my belongings in two U-Boxes and flew with my cat five hours across the country. As usual, she blew me away with how well she handled everything. She was relaxed while exploring the gate at Vancouver International Airport and slept through the entire flight.
My family is hosting us temporarily while we sort things out, and so far they’ve fallen in love with Callie. I’ll be back soon with more updates now that things have finally settled down.
Until then, I hope you’re all doing well.
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! — spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartphone” when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? — spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. — spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. – spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Online – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Publications – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! — spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! — spintaxi.com